Martin Berman-Gorvine

THE SOCIETY FOR COMMON DECENCY

 

As the president of the fast-growing Society for Common Decency (SCOD), it is my privilege and solemn duty to welcome you into our ranks. Our degenerate enemies call us book burners, but we are far more than that. We are the leading promoters of patriotism and good morals in the United Satrapy of America. That is why you should always look for our seal of approval in any book or publication. Of course, a civic-minded young person like yourself will remember that the blue field in our Enhanced American Flag has seven stars for the seven Earthly continents with the beautiful red dwarf Homestar of the High Ones, Gliese 581, at the center. In your tiny, insignificant human youngster way, you will be helping to uphold all that flag symbolizes. Always keep this sacred trust in mind.

 

PIERRE LAWAYNE